It said, “Television for $1, volume stuck on full.”ĩ. While I was shopping, I saw an ad in a window. You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.Ĩ. Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?Ĭlerk: No, ma’am. What kind of bird likes to go shopping?ħ. They say don’t go grocery shopping while you’re hungry.īut it’s been a week and I just keep getting hungrier.Ħ. I told him “you’re not going to find what you’re looking for.”ĥ. I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. What is cheaper and more effective than a psychiatrist?Ĥ. What do you call an orange that takes over the world?ģ. Shopping Jokes for Mall Rats and Shopaholics AlikeĢ. Once you’ve read all these, if you’re still in the mood for more jokes, check our collection of Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas jokes. They’re all hilarious… and maybe make us a bit nostalgic these days. These jokes and puns about shopping cover a little bit of everything: From retail therapy to mall rat life. We’re so hooked on shopping, people have even made jokes specific not just to general shopping but to big sales events like Black Friday and Prime Day. Either way, a love for shopping unites most of us. While many shoppers aren’t letting COVID-19 hold them back, some of us are.
And we’re already a bit sad about our lack of mall visits come the holidays. We miss wandering aimlessly through the aisles of Target, Starbucks cup in hand while touching, well, almost everything. And, of course, many of us are just aching to get back into a store and shop in person. More people than ever before are doing their shopping online. Of course, that poll was taken before we were hit with a global pandemic and strict quarantining and lockdown rules. According to an early 2020 poll, nearly 25 percent of all Americans say they shop online at least once a month.
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